Birthday Nurse

Probably should talk about Friday night before I talk about the craziness of last night! Friday night...I walked into a girl who was unblocked and on pit but who really hadn't changed all day. I walked down with the day shift nurse to check her right before shift change...she was 8. (Still unblocked). Got the room all set up, gave her a few more contractions...checked her again...she was 9.5...few more contractions , complete. Please let the doc get here! I didn't put her in stirrups 'till I had the doc present and accounted for and I was sure I was gonna catch the baby...but I didn't. Nice delivery, she was so proud of herself for going un -blocked, and with good reason! I love it when they think they're only 2 and then realize that they're like 8 or 9 or complete. It's amazing how well they stay in control that way vs. knowing that they're getting closer and closer. I wonder if it really is a mind game!! So I hung out with my postpartum cuplet (since ...

So because of a fetal monitoring class this week that's required (even though we're not getting paid for it...) my schedule got all mixed up. Instead of working Sun/Mon/Tues and then having my long stretch off, I work Sun/Mon, class all day Wed/Thurs, then work Friday night. Then they "had" to switch my schedule next week because someone else had to change nights so I'm working like Tue/Wed/Fri. It makes no sense to me, and I can't say that it's all working out just how I want it, but I'm sure I'll survive somehow. It will be nice only working 2 IAR this week for a change instead of 3!! Looking @ the positive :) I started out the shift tonight with a postpartum mag patient...plus the baby. So even though they still say that I need to orient to M/B, they feel free to assign me a M/B patient before I've been over there. Maybe now they won't feel the need to float me over there since they can just assign me a M/B team over on labor now! Whate...

First of 3, after 1 off...gotta love the extra on the paycheck, right? When I showed up for work, I had 2 recoveries...and then I hear the wonderful news that the new plan to cover all the short staffing is...to float more labor nurses to postpartum!!! Now isn't that just a way to solve all our problems? So all us new nurses get to be the first ones "cross-trained" to mom/baby. I will do it, because I have to, but let me just say this: #1 I became a LABOR nurse #2 The biggest downfall of a delivery is the 2hr recovery period #3 Since I do those 2hr recoveries...isn't that postpartum? #4 Why is it L&D's job to cover the short staffing of Mom/Baby? Ok , I'm done complaining :) So, as I'm walking over to PP after moving my recoveries I'm hard-core praying for a triage. And one shows up! :) ROL who was scheduled for an AM induction, her cervix didn't change in an hr and a half, but then she had 2 nice little variables so I tucked her in for the n...

Why don't I do Mom/Baby (postpartum) nursing? Because I can't handle it. I don't know why I can't handle it, but I can't handle it. I don't understand the charting, I don't really, truly understand the correct "assessment" of it...I just don't get it. Hence why I don't do it. Well, why I didn't do it until last night. There were lots of not-so-nice words going on in my head when I saw my assignment was 2 post- partum mag patients, plus one of their babies. I've done postpartum mom's...never the babies. I'm NOT a baby nurse, I'm a MOMMY nurse...once the baby is on the outside, it scares me just a little because I don't know what to do to it or how to fix it if it breaks. I can't roll it on it's side to get it off the cord, I can't put on a scalp lead to hear the heart beat, I can't run to the back for a C/S if all else fails...besides a pacifier in the mouth I don't know how to fix a baby! Anywa...